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Anti-spam

Hillary Clinton just spam-phoned me…

08.14.2007

So our home phone rings. I pick it up. H.R.C. is on the other end of the call (recorded of course) spamming me with why she’s going to make a great President.
NEWSFLASH: I haven’t signed up for anything asking for these phone calls. I just happen to live in New York where she’s been Senator. [...]

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Dear pushy PR emailers…

07.12.2007

…you’re approaching spam levels.
Recent culprits:
Versiontracker—yes, I am a former subscriber to your service and I am opted in to your mailing list, BUT I didn’t think that would entail an email a day for the past 3 days reminding me about what a great value I can get on Tech Tool Pro and some other [...]

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Chat of the day; subject: MySpace

04.11.2007

My friend: I just got about 10 spam-like myspace friend requests from women who don’t want kids. Great.
Me: nice

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Dear spamtastic hordes of bad netizens:

01.24.2007

I’m no longer actively working on running the day to day on Netscape. Do not email me asking for me to look into why you were banned from the site. You know damn well why you were banned. Go find some other part of the internet to plague with your crappy ad-laden blogspot sites filled [...]

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