Behold! I am a Master of Philosophy!

Apr.02, 2007 in Dissertation, Personal

Actually, I’m now a double-master: A Master of Arts and a Master of Philosophy. That is to say, that I gave up on the Dissertation, the dream of becoming Dr. Sample, Ph.D., and settled for two Masters degrees. Someday, I may turn my eye to that elusive Masters of Science to get a triple Masters, but I seriously doubt it.

Also, Fordham, after you failed for so many years to provide me with the type of moral support one would want from a Doctoral Program, couldn’t you have done me the common decency of getting my name right on your silly Latin diploma? I sent in a card specifying my full name, complete with the III at the end. Thanks for nothing!

// slams door shut on the world of Academentia, once and for all.

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2 Comments on “Behold! I am a Master of Philosophy!”

Tom Biro
April 2nd, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Congrats, dude! that’s awesome.
Jason Ball
April 6th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
So, do people call you “Master” now?

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