The One Where Chandler Talks Seriously and Ryan Gives Danny The Bird

• OH: *whispered* "Jackson!" *pause* "COME. OUT!" 1 hr ago
• OH: "If you leak this to TechCrunch, I will KILL you." ;-D 18 hrs ago
• Mark your calendars: Open Angel Forum NYC (@frankensite is one of the chapter heads) is April 8th: http://ck4.us/7e/ 1 day ago
• @lordewoks EXACTLY. I just read this to her and she shouted "I KNOW!" in reply to lordewoks 1 day ago
• @lordewoks yeah that's exactly what we're going through. Kristin is all like "was that a 'real' contraction?" in reply to lordewoks 1 day ago
• @lordewoks belated congrats. yes, he'll be our first. I think we're both ready for him to arrive already #spawnofck in reply to lordewoks 1 day ago
• @lordewoks yes. lots of that and a few other things. in reply to lordewoks 1 day ago
• @ghostdirector early, but thanks! in reply to ghostdirector 1 day ago
• dr. baby mags came over yesterday for a bit & checked out my lower back pain. it's not sciatica. just another compressed nerve. #goawaypain 1 day ago
• I'm surprised that we made it through the entire weekend without the arrival of #spawnofck lots of pre-labor warning signs but no labor yet 1 day ago
• YES! #superbowl 1 day ago
• a great performance of CSI's greatest hits by The Who #superbowl 1 day ago
• Sonja's chest where she is molting http://flic.kr/p/7BkTQT 1 day ago
• sonja plucked a bunch of the feathers out of her chest. she is molting, so I hope this is a natural part of the process 1 day ago
• So Monday and Tuesday I had sciatica. Wed-Friday it went away. Yesterday half way though cleaning the apt it came back. still here. grrr 2 days ago
• OH: "Is your flash drive named Crang?" "Yes, he's the villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." 2 days ago
• @evanw it's great. better than 20/20 vision now. High contrast lighting situations (bright light at end of dark hallway) are only problem in reply to evanw 2 days ago
• That's a hardcore sign... http://flic.kr/p/7B5vjp 2 days ago
• @thestaticages yikes. i really hope Kristin's labor is MUCH shorter than that in reply to thestaticages 2 days ago
• @jesuismoi yes but I'll want to share the moment with my family in Mississippi, so a laptop would be useful for that in reply to jesuismoi 2 days ago
• @snogzilla cool. now to decide whether to bring my MacBook or my netbook... hmm.... in reply to snogzilla 2 days ago
• Kindle Development kit now open. someone build me a chess app & a word processor please. #kindle #kthnxbai: http://ck4.us/7d/ 2 days ago
• @snogzilla she won't mind. I'm more wondering if the doctors allow it / if there is usually wifi available in hospitals in reply to snogzilla 2 days ago
• @evanw ha nice. Get lasik and experience that for real. I did so 12 years ago and it changed my life. woke up the next morning crying in joy in reply to evanw 2 days ago
• when kristin does actually go into labor... should I take a laptop to the hospital or is there no point to it? 2 days ago
• i hate foursquare. there I said it. "i was here too!" "i'm mayor of following the pack!" 2 days ago
• @cfinke to assume makes... in reply to cfinke 2 days ago
• kristin just said "my body is definitely working on something, you know." 3 days ago
• OH: "just say that your wife said it. you don't have to OH it. I'm RIGHT HERE." 3 days ago
• we have another apartment showing this afternoon. I bet Kristin goes into labor as people arrive & they end up making an offer #spawnofck 3 days ago
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