Dear John Kerry,

Nov.01, 2006 in Politics

Thanks for handicapping everyone in the Democratic party, you political failure, you.

Thanks for the apology, but give up now. Don’t ruin the Democrats’ chance by running in ‘08.

Sincerely,

C.K. Sample III

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Tom Biro
November 2nd, 2006 at 12:22 pm
I’d say the Democratic party is doing a good enough job hurting itself by positioning Hillary Clinton as a potential top candidate. Sorry, but no way. I’d rather petition that we could post “anti” votes than drop a ballot for her.
Mintyfunk
November 3rd, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Too funny. Nice open letter format :)
Blargg
November 6th, 2006 at 3:27 am
Lol, nice letter. Oh, I’d have to say I’m with T. Brio on the Hillary thing.

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