UPS Guy: *rings doorbell*
Me: “Hi. Thanks” *takes electronic thingamajig and starts to sign it*
UPS Guy: “Last name?”
UPS Guy: “Wow! *laughs* I’m sorry. Ha. I thought they were sending you a sample!” *big smile*
I’m sorry, UPS Guy, but laughing at my last name doesn’t endear me to you, nor does it make me want to smile back.